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"Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, it may be attractive when you first adopt it but there can be times when it is not at all useful"
- Lemony Snicket

Lies, Lies, All Lies!!!!

My Marmoset Earns An Extra 5000 Lunas for me each year!
My Quote:
If God Created The World And All The Life On It, Than He Must of Loved Beatles! - Unknown

How does that relate to lunatickers?

That Wasnt Supposed To Be A Quote!

My Quotes:

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

More Soon!